Hey, my name's Holly || 19 || lady lover || I have the most perfect girlfriend (check out her blog dopedykeswag) || recently moved to AL || 8 piercings || 12 tattoos (more of both to come) || this is basically a mash up of whatever I like || I'm super friendly tho so never be afraid to talk to me whether you're just bored or need someone to talk to!

kyary:

would you like to buy some turnips

kyary:

would you like to buy some turnips

(Source: towritelesbiansonherarms, via idgafilf)

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15 hours ago

Ass according to sign

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

(Source: misszodiac, via idgafilf)

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15 hours ago

timid:

we do not speak of mean girls 2

(via rockingrobzombiefan)

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15 hours ago

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

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15 hours ago
probablydrunkalready:

Jack jack. Help me decide what to wear.

probablydrunkalready:

Jack jack. Help me decide what to wear.

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15 hours ago

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via libra-piece-of-shit)

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Posted
15 hours ago

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

(Source: naniithran, via pinkkerton)

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15 hours ago
my-funny-pics:

My Funny Pictures #NewPost [25]

my-funny-pics:

My Funny Pictures #NewPost [25]

(via perfectshapes)

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15 hours ago

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(via good-looks-kid)

How to get a thigh gap… Put a girl between your legs
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